今天在学校， 某人过来问我些话，心中暗喜了一下。
刚和他谈完不久，我上厕所时发现，
脸上有个流着血脓的大暗疮！！！！！！！！！！！！
去死吧你！！！
死暗疮！！！！
你懂不懂时机啊！！！！！
糗爆了......
T.T
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Few weeks back I drove to a shop near Ria Apartment to bind my project.
After binding I came out of the shop & walked towards my car, reaching out for my car keys in my bag to unlock it.
-Beep Beep-
I tried to open the door but my car is still locked.
So I pressed on the button again.
-Beep-
My car is still locked.
I was like, "SHIT!! Don't tell me my driver's side lock is spoilt like 1 of my passenger seat's lock!"
I tried to press the button few times but my car is still locked.
Then a kind uncle said,
" Er Miss.."
" Your car is over that side."
............................
...........
FML.
After binding I came out of the shop & walked towards my car, reaching out for my car keys in my bag to unlock it.
-Beep Beep-
I tried to open the door but my car is still locked.
So I pressed on the button again.
-Beep-
My car is still locked.
I was like, "SHIT!! Don't tell me my driver's side lock is spoilt like 1 of my passenger seat's lock!"
I tried to press the button few times but my car is still locked.
Then a kind uncle said,
" Er Miss.."
" Your car is over that side."
............................
...........
FML.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
I'M THIS CLOSE TO FREEDOM!
1 week passed.
4 subjects down.
Left 1 more theory paper before practicals starts.
AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING BOUT GOING HOME!!
Sometimes I really hate facebook coz it reminds me of how much fun I'm missing with my friends.
I miss you guys so damn much!!!
Too bad everyone would be gone by the time I go back.
Enough said.
Gonna start studying.
Sigh.
4 subjects down.
Left 1 more theory paper before practicals starts.
AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING BOUT GOING HOME!!
Sometimes I really hate facebook coz it reminds me of how much fun I'm missing with my friends.
I miss you guys so damn much!!!
Too bad everyone would be gone by the time I go back.
Enough said.
Gonna start studying.
Sigh.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Reminder
1. Never give in to anything because they won't give back.
2. Never show your weakness, even to your dearest friend, because at 1 point they'll exploit your weakness for their own ease.
3. Never trust someone whom others could not.
2. Never show your weakness, even to your dearest friend, because at 1 point they'll exploit your weakness for their own ease.
3. Never trust someone whom others could not.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
I dug my grave a lil too deep
It's sad, so sad
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
It's sad, so sad
Why can't we talk it over
Oh it seems to me
That sorry seems to be the hardest word
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
It's sad, so sad
Why can't we talk it over
Oh it seems to me
That sorry seems to be the hardest word
How to Make Your Sty Presentable in 10 minutes
Its a normal weekend, you're happily chilling out at your sty oops i mean room, & suddenly you get a phone call from your mum/dad/relatives/friends/anyone saying they're just round the corner & they wouold like to pay you a visit. WTF should you do?
No worries. Queen of sty-oops-i-did-it-again room keeping is here to give you some tips. Teehee.
Rule number 1. ALWAYS HAVE A LARGE EMPTY BOX AVAILABLE IN YOUR PLACE. What to do with it? Sweep all the stuff that's not exactly parent-proof inside the box or your guilty pleasure (ehhem i'm talking bout shopoholics here, not what you think ahaha) & duct tape it. Place it in the most deserted corner of your room & put a piece of fake address & fake name over it. If your parents ask, tell them you're keeping it for a friend because he/she ran out of space in their apartment. If they intend to open it, please yell: ' RESPECT MY FRIEND's PRIVACY!" Time needed: 2 minutes.
Rule number 2. Make sure you buy beds with frame which will conceal the bottom part of the bed but still enables you to open up the space. Sweep everything on the floor inside. If there's any extra space, keep those stuff scattered on your table too. Close up the frame properly & make sure no tiny details leading to possible suspicion is leaked out. Sweep the dust inside too =P, you can always clean it later ( yeah, right). Time needed to clear the room & sweep the floor? Approximately 4 minutes.
Rule number 3. Always buy a blanket big enough to cover your bed. Arrange ur pillows & cover your bed with a big blanket. Time needed: less than 1 minute.
Rule number 4. Laundry basket is ESSENTIAL. Make sure its not transparent. Lowest layer should be your heavy laundry. Followed by whatever you need to hide from your parents but you have no other hiding place to do it. Sprinkle your dirty undies over them. & topped by normal daily wear. Recipe of Perfection. Time needed: 1 minute.
Throw all the burger wrappers, booze bottles, pizza boxes in a large black garbage bag so they wouldn't nag about what you eat daily & throw it in your neighbours' garbage bin haha. Stalker bf/gf will not let go of that detail. Time needed: 2 minutes.
Lastly, always have an extra piece of decorative cloth, as big as possible & use it to cover whatever that can't be sorted last minute. Time needed: less than 30 s.
Now, Smile & greet them & pretend you just got up from sleep.
Good Luck.
I'm fucking mad. Nites.
No worries. Queen of sty-oops-i-did-it-again room keeping is here to give you some tips. Teehee.
Rule number 1. ALWAYS HAVE A LARGE EMPTY BOX AVAILABLE IN YOUR PLACE. What to do with it? Sweep all the stuff that's not exactly parent-proof inside the box or your guilty pleasure (ehhem i'm talking bout shopoholics here, not what you think ahaha) & duct tape it. Place it in the most deserted corner of your room & put a piece of fake address & fake name over it. If your parents ask, tell them you're keeping it for a friend because he/she ran out of space in their apartment. If they intend to open it, please yell: ' RESPECT MY FRIEND's PRIVACY!" Time needed: 2 minutes.
Rule number 2. Make sure you buy beds with frame which will conceal the bottom part of the bed but still enables you to open up the space. Sweep everything on the floor inside. If there's any extra space, keep those stuff scattered on your table too. Close up the frame properly & make sure no tiny details leading to possible suspicion is leaked out. Sweep the dust inside too =P, you can always clean it later ( yeah, right). Time needed to clear the room & sweep the floor? Approximately 4 minutes.
Rule number 3. Always buy a blanket big enough to cover your bed. Arrange ur pillows & cover your bed with a big blanket. Time needed: less than 1 minute.
Rule number 4. Laundry basket is ESSENTIAL. Make sure its not transparent. Lowest layer should be your heavy laundry. Followed by whatever you need to hide from your parents but you have no other hiding place to do it. Sprinkle your dirty undies over them. & topped by normal daily wear. Recipe of Perfection. Time needed: 1 minute.
Throw all the burger wrappers, booze bottles, pizza boxes in a large black garbage bag so they wouldn't nag about what you eat daily & throw it in your neighbours' garbage bin haha. Stalker bf/gf will not let go of that detail. Time needed: 2 minutes.
Lastly, always have an extra piece of decorative cloth, as big as possible & use it to cover whatever that can't be sorted last minute. Time needed: less than 30 s.
Now, Smile & greet them & pretend you just got up from sleep.
Good Luck.
I'm fucking mad. Nites.
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