Hong Kong Day 4

We were choosing to go either Disneyland or Ocean Park on the 4th day in Hong Kong & finally we decided to go Ocean Park since me & my sis has already been to Paris & Tokyo Disneyland. Well, all I can say is its really a bad idea to go to theme parks in summer unless you're a 'sun' person. I'm more like a 'rain' or 'cloud' person. In other words, I like weather that's good to sleep in.It was so freaking hot & they made us took out our caps for the ride
But the view is worth it
Our umbrellas are just inches away.
I wanted to ride on this, but then I remembered that I wore a skirt that day T.T
Sourvenir shops. I'm totally in love with the lobster stuff toy can someone get it for me when you go there next time?
It was so crowded & nobody wanted to sit at the exposed area because it was so freaking hot.
Dolphin show!
I dunno why but I feel like fighting for animal rights after the show. Imagine if you're a dolphin & you were trained to flip & turn in the air for the rest of your life T.T

Nobody felt like eating lunch due to the weather & the price of the food over there. We desperately needed aircond so we went to the aquarium. Apparently everyone else does too. The whole time inside the aquarium we were pushed by the visitors behind us & the place is so crowded that I think the fishes are dying of heatstroke.
And everytime we take pictures we only got 2 seconds before the people starts pushing again. Look at my oily face to tell you how hot it is.
We have no idea what's in the background because we have no time to look at it LOL.This is actually a type of seahorse. So cool right?

After the aquarium, we went to the second part of Ocean Park where you'll have to take a cable car to reach there.
But it turns out that it was for kids less than 12 years old & SOME SUPER EMBARASSING EMERGENCY happened so we took off & went back to Zhong Wan MTR station. Apparently disposable panties are not really a safe travel option after all.

Then we headed to the Jumbo Floating Restaurant, which is like the landmark of Hong Kong. I used to see it in promotional videos of Hong Kong. We took a bus to the jetty, & took a free sampan provided by the restaurant to reach there.
Hong Kong Zai Jetty
Drying up fishes to make salted fish.
Jumbo Restaurant's jetty
Inside the sampan
Outside the Sampan wtf. There're also sampans for rent to tour around the river.
TADAA!! Please tell me you've seen this somewhere too.
The seafood buffet cost around RM 180 per person.

Later we went back to Tong Lo Wan MTR station to go to our next destination & please look at the crowd!

Later at night, we went to Golden Computer Center because I was so determined to buy WII fit. The electronics & computer gadgets are so cheap over there I think OTAKUs will love it if you go there.
We finished surveying the whole place around 10 something & we figure its still too early to go back so we walked to Ladies Street to shop again HAHAH. I was so determined to find the Converse Sneakers at the Sportshoes Street but then I accidentally found a Japanese restaurant having 50 % off on Sushi & sashimi after 10 pm so me & my sister went up to eat.


The atmosphere was great & it's really worth it because the salmon & tuna I expected was as thin as paper but this proove me wrong. But there's one thing about Hong Kong that you should know. THERE'S A LOT OF HIDDEN CHARGES AROUND. When we were full & satisfied, we asked for the bill & the waitress came over & tell us, 'You have to spend at least RM30 per head to get the half price discount.' So we end up ordering salmon sashimi again & ate until we got the sum. This is not the only time so please be careful when you're buying something or eating in a restaurant in Hong Kong.

This is Fun

Dear Kaili.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting.I think I realized it when When I saw the shrunken head At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on My best friend. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The apartment building Go burn
Loves;
--Suzu HAMASAKI

P/S: You are so lifeless, Nose plucker, Kaili!













Dear (the last person who left a comment)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.
Loves;
-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.





1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That Sour pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Wax Museum Part 2

Part A: The Legend IIMiriam Yeung & her famous laughter if u step on the footsteps
Me & Twins. Or ex-twins
Teresa Teng~
Wow. Can I touch that?
You're little short =.="
Same to you too!
I LOve Her HAIR
E does not equals to MC square
Ling Dai
The Mafias

Part B: My Ex boyfriends
Sexy right?
Indiana Jones!
I can feel your heart~
Tian Mi Mi
My Winter Sonata *melts*

Part C: I Don't Do Sports
Yes, you pose while I strike.
Let's see how you're doing your famous pose without the ball
Liu Xiang =D
OMG Freakin Yao Ming makes me look like a dwarf
Since I can't get the ball, I shall pull his armpit hair instead.
I think the ball is still rolling
I'm aiming I'm aiming!
OOPs, wardrobe malfunction
When sumo wrestler entered the wrong ring
And She ATTACKS!!!

@#$%^&*&^%$^#%#$@#

Motorbike robbery is not an urban legend after all.

Trust me, whatever you pictured yourself to react when you met 1, its not gonna happen. YOU ARE NO KUNG FU MASTER!!!! Especially kicking the motorbike part. Tee hee.

So I was walking back home during lunch hour & it takes barely 10 minutes to reach my house. The whole time i was thinking what to eat for lunch BUT I WAS WALKING NEAR THE BUILDING (the distance between me n building is roughly 0.5m). Then suddenly I felt someone tugging my bag & I thought I was blocking someone's road then I move slightly aside & realise a hand WAS HOLDING ON MY BAG. A motorcyclist was just next to me & it didn't hit me that this fucker is trying to ROB ME until the bike drove in front of me & HE'S STILL HOLDING ON MY BAG. When I finally realise that this motherfucker is ROBBING ME I PULLED MY BAG WTF (You should never do that K). We were struggling for like 5-10 seconds(I lost track of time) then I used my umbrella to hit him LOL. He still wouldn't let go & I gave him an angry stare & HE STARED BACK AT ME WTF WTF WTF. Finally he gave up & drove away.

I quickly walked to the shoplots, my mind was blank at that time. My heart was thumping so loudly I didn't know what to do. I saw 2 men who WITNESSED THE WHOLE THING & ALL THEY DID WAS SITTING THERE POINTING AT MY DIRECTION & TALK. I heard a bike paasing by & IT WAS HIM AGAIN! HE'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE HE WANTED TO ROB ME AGAIN OR KILL ME BECAUSE I STARED AT HIM HAHAHA. Then when he was out of sight for the second time, I quickly ran into a restaurant & hide near the basin area. Then my heart keep thumping faster & faster & my hands was shaking. I did not leave the basin area until quite some time the shopkeeper was staring at me. I called my friends but noone brought their phone. So I called Thavanes & she picked up & before I can even say a word I CRIED WTF. I felt like those weak, useless woman & I cried non stop. Then I hung up & text her instead.

The shopkeeper came over & asked me if I needed help or not then I told him what happened so he asked me to sit down & wait for my friends to come. When I finally calmed down I talked to Yeeva & they say they're coming over to pick me up. Then Thavanes also called Harvin to pick me up hehe. So anyway, I felt so embarrased when Yew Jhin saw me crying when they came to pick me up. They decided that it would be a bad idea to go home coz it happens just 100 m away from my place. So I went to Yen Chan's place & waited until she came back teehee.

So I guess no more walking to class for slimming/save money/save petrol/save the earth for me. & I think I have to disguise myself from now on since me & fucker stared at each other but I cant recognise him nor his number plate except that it starts with P wtf (All vehicles purchased n registered in Penang starts with P LOL).

So gals be careful coz this is Malaysia~ & motherfuckers are everywhere. And seriously, there's no time for you to kick the motorbike.








P.S. To the KNNCCB/NMCH/MF Indian who tried to rob me today, I hope 1 day ur dick will be bblended into pieces & the same goes to your descendant too~ If u had 1

Deepavali Celebration

Of course I celebrate Deepavali, don't you dare to forget where I've been for the past 2 years. It is a delightful festival because our Indian based college gave us an extra holiday for Deepavali HAha.

So we had a celebration in college on Friday afternoon, & everyone was so excited because Friday afternoon in our time table is 'Revision examination' wtf.

The food arrives around 12pm & it was torturing us because 'lunch' starts around 2 pm. I decided to participate in the dance 1 day before so I was doing quite bad during the rehearsal =.="
Mixed Vege ( I got really addicted to this dish since I came back from India)
Curry Dahl ( I LOVE IT)
Chicken Rendang I think..
But it actually looks like this
Dr Priya baked carrot cake for us!
Deepavali, the festival of lights!
Speech from the president of student club
The crowd & their hungry faces. Left most is Dr Priya, who baked the cake.
President & Dean ( who appeared more than once in this blog, literally)
Gay people. As in HAPPY.
Me & Ah Wong/Char Siew Wong/Ahmad/Auntie etc. The plate of food is mine, we couldn't eat much because the performance is right after Lunch.

Look at our hungry faces
We are seriously hungry.





Here comes the performances. See if you can find me. ( sorry for the bad video quality)


Continuation of the first video













Found me?? HEHEHEHE

Blessed Horizontally

Thanks to my hsemates who taught me how to use the gas stove (Alright, shut up, I know what you're thinking), I've been eating ALOT lately.

I always assume that whenever I turn on the gas stove it will explode in my face =.=" That's how I got hooked on with microwave cooking.

Now I just can't stop frying,


frying




& FRYING.

Can you imagine how fat I am now?



















There

I was watching Johnny's entertainment Sports Event & I really miss my hubby. My sister was telling me that she's going to Japan end of the year T.T

Damn you.