Whenever my mum saw me drinking anything other than plain water, she'll yell,
' Oi, why are you drinking that? You're
diabetic! You should drink plain water!'
This left me thinking, since when I'm a diabetic?
Whenever my sis saw me eating anything other than 'rabbit food', she'll scold,
' Hey, can you have a healthier diet? Our family have a tendency for high cholesterol level, you know,
I'm sure you got it already.' wtf
Living with these ppl made me assumed that I'm a diabetic, high cholesterol, hypertensive, & that I'm not gonna live pass 30 years old.
And since
I'm already dying so early wtf, I never bothered to get a blood test to check my blood levels.
But last saturday, I finally did my very first blood test.
Blood Glucose Level ------------>
clearedBlood Lipids ----- Total Cholesterol ------>
normal Triglyceride ------>
normal HDL level ------->
normal LDL level --------->
slightly high Total cholesterol/HDL level ------------->
HALF OF MY SIS'S WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I called my sis right after I received my result. Now I don't think she'll bug me again when I eat nasi lemak in front of her hahahahhahaha.
Then I called my mum to tell her the result, the first thing she said was,
' So, you're diabetic?'
WTF.
Quote of the day: D of MIM said, 'Don't correct me, I'm always right. Arguing with me means you're going to be in trouble.'
If you're wondering what D stands for, it means.......................
Dickhead.