Whenever my mum saw me drinking anything other than plain water, she'll yell,

' Oi, why are you drinking that? You're diabetic! You should drink plain water!'

This left me thinking, since when I'm a diabetic?

Whenever my sis saw me eating anything other than 'rabbit food', she'll scold,

' Hey, can you have a healthier diet? Our family have a tendency for high cholesterol level, you know, I'm sure you got it already.' wtf

Living with these ppl made me assumed that I'm a diabetic, high cholesterol, hypertensive, & that I'm not gonna live pass 30 years old.

And since I'm already dying so early wtf, I never bothered to get a blood test to check my blood levels.

But last saturday, I finally did my very first blood test.



Blood Glucose Level ------------> cleared


Blood Lipids ----- Total Cholesterol ------> normal
Triglyceride ------> normal
HDL level -------> normal
LDL level ---------> slightly high
Total cholesterol/HDL level -------------> HALF OF MY SIS'S

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I called my sis right after I received my result. Now I don't think she'll bug me again when I eat nasi lemak in front of her hahahahhahaha.

Then I called my mum to tell her the result, the first thing she said was,

' So, you're diabetic?'

WTF.




















Quote of the day: D of MIM said, 'Don't correct me, I'm always right. Arguing with me means you're going to be in trouble.'




If you're wondering what D stands for, it means.......................













Dickhead.