Sunday, July 29, 2007

10 Clues He'll Suck in Bed

Taken from Cosmopolitan India July issue.

10. He cockily promises you the best 10 minutes of your life.

9. While you're cuddling on the couch, he wonders aloud if you ever get sad that guys can have orgasms & girls can't.

8. He asks you to wake him up when it's over.

7. Trying to wow you with some mean moves, he does that trick where he ties a cocktail straw into a knot using only his tongue.

6. Before you get naked, he stops & spouts a bunch of ground rules, like ' anything goes.. but no mouth kissing.'

5. Tragically, he lost most of the feelings on his fingers when he tried to pick a burning hamburger off the grill.

4. Right as you're heading into the bedroom, he asks if he could practise first by himself.

3. While blanketing you with kisses as he descends your body, he asks you to tell him when he's getting warmer.

2. You spot a book on his night table & see that he flagged the page about "Your First Time".

1. The man has a photograph of his mother next to the bed & he constantly talk to it.

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