Some pointers:-
badmash = naughty
bahu = daughter in law
My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not living where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way, I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love,
Mom.
P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
10 Clues He'll Suck in Bed
Taken from Cosmopolitan India July issue.
10. He cockily promises you the best 10 minutes of your life.
9. While you're cuddling on the couch, he wonders aloud if you ever get sad that guys can have orgasms & girls can't.
8. He asks you to wake him up when it's over.
7. Trying to wow you with some mean moves, he does that trick where he ties a cocktail straw into a knot using only his tongue.
6. Before you get naked, he stops & spouts a bunch of ground rules, like ' anything goes.. but no mouth kissing.'
5. Tragically, he lost most of the feelings on his fingers when he tried to pick a burning hamburger off the grill.
4. Right as you're heading into the bedroom, he asks if he could practise first by himself.
3. While blanketing you with kisses as he descends your body, he asks you to tell him when he's getting warmer.
2. You spot a book on his night table & see that he flagged the page about "Your First Time".
1. The man has a photograph of his mother next to the bed & he constantly talk to it.
10. He cockily promises you the best 10 minutes of your life.
9. While you're cuddling on the couch, he wonders aloud if you ever get sad that guys can have orgasms & girls can't.
8. He asks you to wake him up when it's over.
7. Trying to wow you with some mean moves, he does that trick where he ties a cocktail straw into a knot using only his tongue.
6. Before you get naked, he stops & spouts a bunch of ground rules, like ' anything goes.. but no mouth kissing.'
5. Tragically, he lost most of the feelings on his fingers when he tried to pick a burning hamburger off the grill.
4. Right as you're heading into the bedroom, he asks if he could practise first by himself.
3. While blanketing you with kisses as he descends your body, he asks you to tell him when he's getting warmer.
2. You spot a
1. The man has a photograph of his mother next to the bed & he constantly talk to it.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Pondicherry Day 1
Yay! Finally can post on my blog edi~ Woo Hoo~
I'm back from Pondicherry, a city 5 hours drive from Salem. I was looking forward to go there coz I heard it's near the beach which means........ SEAFOOD!!!!! I'm horribly craving for seafood right now.. T.T
Last Saturday was the only holiday this month besides Sundays ( damn pathetic, I know) so we wanted to go on a class trip or something. At first someone suggested to go camping, but the plan was kind of 'rejected' by us when we know the camp site is inside a SAFARI. So we end up going to Pondicherry instead.
We left the hostel at 12 midnight & slept like a pig in a very stiff pose through out the whole journey. Keep banging my head on the window haha. The bus is non air-conditioned but luckily they got DVD player so we played Spiderman 3. I watched the beginning one third of the show, then slept off, then managed to wake up & watch the ending one third haha.
We reached the hotel around 5 something in the morning & 8 of us check into 1 room first to save money * cheers to kiam siap spirit..* The room was so small that 8 of us inside the room had already occupied all the space. Still tired from the journey, 6 of us slept on the double bed while Weiming got the chair & poor Sheng Earn who came in last slept on the floor.
That morning we went to Auroville, the main attraction there is a big golden ball where they built as a sign of unity of all nations or something. Sorry, din bother to listen to the details. Man, we're like sakais gawping at the guai lows that visited that place. Thought we went to somewhere civilised for a second.
Girls & a ball
Me & Matrimandir<- name of the ball
Then we got so mou liu & did these
Still inside Auroville
Oh yeah, that's my umbrella. Without it, I would have melt in Pondicherry.
Around 1.30pm we wanted to have our lunch.There's a great smelling restaurant inside Auroville & its crowded with guai lows & somebody's is just too impatient to wait so we left the place to seek for another restaurant. When I got back & told my juniors who went there earlier this year that we did not eat at Auroville, they cry for our loss T.T Anyway, the driver brought us to this beach place & said that there would be restaurants inside but we only found 1 & it's closed. I was grumpy throughout the whole journey coz of the hot weather & lack of sleep & hungry from the egg sandwich i had since morning. Finally, someone come to their sense & said that we should not waste time then we went to town to search for food. It was already 3 pm when we reach town & most of the restaurants are closed. So we end up eating in a bakery.
yum! finally some good pastries!
So pissed that I had no mood to make up before going to dinner
Passed by Uncle Gandhi's statue on the way to dinner
At night, we had dinner at a fancy French Restaurant (fancy for Indian standard), lots of guai lows dine there too~ I met a cute family of Japanese sitting right behind us.
As if I can drink..
An extra stuff
I'm back from Pondicherry, a city 5 hours drive from Salem. I was looking forward to go there coz I heard it's near the beach which means........ SEAFOOD!!!!! I'm horribly craving for seafood right now.. T.T
Last Saturday was the only holiday this month besides Sundays ( damn pathetic, I know) so we wanted to go on a class trip or something. At first someone suggested to go camping, but the plan was kind of 'rejected' by us when we know the camp site is inside a SAFARI. So we end up going to Pondicherry instead.
We left the hostel at 12 midnight & slept like a pig in a very stiff pose through out the whole journey. Keep banging my head on the window haha. The bus is non air-conditioned but luckily they got DVD player so we played Spiderman 3. I watched the beginning one third of the show, then slept off, then managed to wake up & watch the ending one third haha.
We reached the hotel around 5 something in the morning & 8 of us check into 1 room first to save money * cheers to kiam siap spirit..* The room was so small that 8 of us inside the room had already occupied all the space. Still tired from the journey, 6 of us slept on the double bed while Weiming got the chair & poor Sheng Earn who came in last slept on the floor.
That morning we went to Auroville, the main attraction there is a big golden ball where they built as a sign of unity of all nations or something. Sorry, din bother to listen to the details. Man, we're like sakais gawping at the guai lows that visited that place. Thought we went to somewhere civilised for a second.
Girls & a ball
Me & Matrimandir<- name of the ball
Then we got so mou liu & did these
Still inside Auroville
Oh yeah, that's my umbrella. Without it, I would have melt in Pondicherry.
Around 1.30pm we wanted to have our lunch.There's a great smelling restaurant inside Auroville & its crowded with guai lows & somebody's is just too impatient to wait so we left the place to seek for another restaurant. When I got back & told my juniors who went there earlier this year that we did not eat at Auroville, they cry for our loss T.T Anyway, the driver brought us to this beach place & said that there would be restaurants inside but we only found 1 & it's closed. I was grumpy throughout the whole journey coz of the hot weather & lack of sleep & hungry from the egg sandwich i had since morning. Finally, someone come to their sense & said that we should not waste time then we went to town to search for food. It was already 3 pm when we reach town & most of the restaurants are closed. So we end up eating in a bakery.
yum! finally some good pastries!
So pissed that I had no mood to make up before going to dinner
Passed by Uncle Gandhi's statue on the way to dinner
At night, we had dinner at a fancy French Restaurant (fancy for Indian standard), lots of guai lows dine there too~ I met a cute family of Japanese sitting right behind us.
As if I can drink..
An extra stuff
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Some kind of retarded machine..
Mingle2 - Free Online Dating
All because I mentioned the word 'death' 4 times, 'pain' 2 times & 'sexy' once.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
HP fever
OMG HARRY POTTER 7 FINALLY CAME OUT!!!
And I somehow got my hands on a copy of it but I'M NOT FREE TO READ IT. DAMN!
Anyway, f*ck the news for revealing the ending & f*ck myself for reading the damned news.
But its fun anyway to go around the hostel threatening to tell the ending. My favourite victim would be Yan & Hannee coz being typical Aries, they'll kill me if I really tell them the ending like Victoria Kong. LOL. Just love to see them duck or scream when I say,' You know, Harry Potter is going to %^#$%^'
AAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh. Life is so boring here that I have to do this to entertain myself T.T
p.s. What goes around comes around. Yan had finished reading the book & now she's threatening to tell me the whole story T.T Sorry Yan, 我知错了。。。 Gomenasai..
And I somehow got my hands on a copy of it but I'M NOT FREE TO READ IT. DAMN!
Anyway, f*ck the news for revealing the ending & f*ck myself for reading the damned news.
But its fun anyway to go around the hostel threatening to tell the ending. My favourite victim would be Yan & Hannee coz being typical Aries, they'll kill me if I really tell them the ending like Victoria Kong. LOL. Just love to see them duck or scream when I say,' You know, Harry Potter is going to %^#$%^'
AAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh. Life is so boring here that I have to do this to entertain myself T.T
p.s. What goes around comes around. Yan had finished reading the book & now she's threatening to tell me the whole story T.T Sorry Yan, 我知错了。。。 Gomenasai..
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Friday, July 6, 2007
What extremely bored ppl will do
I got out of my room to get some juice & suddenly Priscilla was calling me over to the window facing the guys' hostel.
'Come! Come! Got something to see!'
I walked towards the window & glanced down. I saw Wei Shean (a.k.a. uncle/lone ranger) walking topless & in his shorts *shy* towards gals' side of The Great Wall which is built just to piss us off. Most of the guys were outside the hostel & some were stretching out their heads (like me!) from second floor to watch/participate the event. Then Wei Shean bent down, hiding himself from the guys & started taking something out of his plastic bag. Then he start throwing stuff (which later I found out was eggs) towards the guys. The guys were happily catching the eggs =.=" Apparently the guys tied him up on the chair & poured disgusting stuff on him just now so it's his turn to fight back.
I didn't give much thought to it coz it's a normal ritual for us PIDC student to bash someone during their birthday so I went back to my room.
The next day I asked Sheng Earn what happened the night before.
' We are celebrating his birthday ma.'
' Yesterday his birthday meh?'
' No. His birthday was 3 months ago.' LOL
Poor Wei Shean.
'Come! Come! Got something to see!'
I walked towards the window & glanced down. I saw Wei Shean (a.k.a. uncle/lone ranger) walking topless & in his shorts *shy* towards gals' side of The Great Wall which is built just to piss us off. Most of the guys were outside the hostel & some were stretching out their heads (like me!) from second floor to watch/participate the event. Then Wei Shean bent down, hiding himself from the guys & started taking something out of his plastic bag. Then he start throwing stuff (which later I found out was eggs) towards the guys. The guys were happily catching the eggs =.=" Apparently the guys tied him up on the chair & poured disgusting stuff on him just now so it's his turn to fight back.
I didn't give much thought to it coz it's a normal ritual for us PIDC student to bash someone during their birthday so I went back to my room.
The next day I asked Sheng Earn what happened the night before.
' We are celebrating his birthday ma.'
' Yesterday his birthday meh?'
' No. His birthday was 3 months ago.' LOL
Poor Wei Shean.
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